Welcome to *The Weekly News Roast* — where Pakistan’s most ridiculous headlines meet pure comedy. π <br /><br />This week’s chaos includes:<br />• Peer Baba giving duas from a fake grave bunker <br />• A medical lab in Jamshoro diagnosing ovarian cancer in a man <br />• Poverty in Pakistan rising (and politicians still chilling) <br />• A Karachi ninja technique to survive mobile snatching π₯·π± <br />• Ram Gopal Varma’s wild Diwali statement π₯ <br />• And Pakistan signing a new defence pact with Saudi Arabia π΅π°πΈπ¦ <br /><br />From grave babas to mobile ninjas — it’s the kind of news you can’t believe actually happened! <br />Sit back, grab your chai, and enjoy the roast. βπ₯ <br /><br />π *New funny news roast every week!* <br />Subscribe & turn on notifications to never miss the madness. <br /><br />#PakistanNews #ComedyRoast #Awesamo #FunnyNews #PakistaniMemes<br /><br />Disclaimer: This video is made for entertainment and satire purposes only. <br />All opinions, jokes, and commentary are meant in good humor — not to offend, defame, or spread misinformation. <br />Viewer discretion is advised. π
